Take a Ticket & Get In Line - You Can’t All Be No.1!
Every merchant thinks their program is the bees knees and because of this they automatically expect that an affiliate is going to be bending over backwards to get links, banners and copy onto their sites Tommy Cooper stylee… “just like that”! However, that’s not quite how it works affiliate wise in duckland.
As we work with [...]
Have A Quacking Good Christmas Everybody!
I’d like to wish everyone, especially those that read this blog, a very Merry Christmas! As it’s the environmentally friendly age, this year’s Loquax Christmas card is virtual. Strangely enough it features yellow ducks - but before you ask, they were only added for duck like effect and we don’t actually have ducks all over [...]
Sitting Pretty Thanks To Existem AM!
Following an exceptional piece of Rainman-esque pen counting at the A4UExpo I was lucky enough to win a brand new office chair thanks to the guys at Existem AM and their client Pen n Paper. The leather chair (as modelled below by a large yellow duck) has already been eyed up by Jude (hands off) [...]
Why It Won’t Be A Buy.at Christmas Cracker
If you’ve somehow managed to miss the endless countdowns (even Carol Vorderman has done less), tomorrow sees the annual Buy.at Christmas Cracker take place up in Newcastle and already other affiliate bloggers are posting about what a great event it’ll be - Ray, Kirsty - the swines! No doubt it will be a great evening, [...]
So What Defines A “Pretty Good” Affiliate?
I was reading Kirsty’s blog about What’s Wrong With Being A “Pretty Good†Affiliate? and one question came to mind. It was posted in comments and is either stuck in moderation or gone awol, but it’s worth putting down here. In her excellent post Kirsty says:
“I’m not a super affiliate in terms of turning over [...]

