Every now and then we need something to cheer ourselves up and as affiliate marketing may well drive us all to drink, it’s time for the Moose on the Loose drinking game. Regular readers of Paul’s blog may notice that he occasionally gets a bee in his bonnet and uses strange analogies, long words and even religion to get his affiliate marketing point across.

Therefore, to enjoy further his exploits in affiliate marketing, before reading Moose on the Loose arm yourself with a shot glass and a bottle of your favourite spirit then settle down to play the drinking game.

Take one shot whenever the following events occur..

1. Paul uses the word pertaining.
2. Paul mentions Spurs.
3. Paul mentions anything to do with Spurs (including players)!
4. Paul uses a long word that makes you stop and think “I wonder what that means” e.g. Rapaciousness!
5. Paul uses a fable, parable or story and makes it about affiliate marketing.
6. Paul uses a metaphor.
7. Paul shows a screen shot of google adwords.
8. Paul shows a picture that’s been altered to feature names of networks or merchants!
9. Paul mentions his ‘good lady’!
10. Paul highlights the same phrase more than twice (e.g. The Naughty Step).
11. Paul uses long descriptions instead of short ones (e.g. a carnivorous annelid worm of the class Hirudinea instead of blood sucking leech).

By this point you may well be very very very drunk, but if not take a shot if Paul has not done any of the above.

Disclaimer: This is a bit of fun only, drinking excessive amounts of alcohol, quickly, and blogging is not big and it’s not clever… and Paul, I love your blog and think it deserves it’s own drinking game (is this the first ever affiliate blog drinking game…)!

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